Crawhouse: 2011

Cars For Sale!

If interested contact: naplesbeater@crawhouse.com or 346-329-8045. The BMW and the Mercedes have been sold. The Saab is still availabl...
Four Officers and a Gentleman~ That time we ruined Richard Gere's vacation... TWICE.

I'm not sure what fairy-hobbits eat, but here's what it would be served "We'll have to postpone the tour, we're...
Getting Closer, Far Away...

Typically, this is the point in the blog lifecycle where we apologize profusely for being negligent in our update habits and spit out ...
Toscana~ redefining long weekends

We just got back from an enchanting few days in the Maremma region of Tuscany. As seems to be happening quite frequently as of late, I fel...
The Robe Commune

Lounging on the plush couch, glass of excellent wine in hand, watching the girls run around with Miles & Elliot (1 and 3), it occurred t...
I am *not* Adam Lanza's mother

"Scott, you need to come look at this." I laid motionless in my bed, scanning the symptoms over and over again. It was like a ...
Excuse me, where can I piss myself?

Right here on the counter? Or over there by the fridge? <<cashier looks startled, laughs, then rushes to tell her coworkers what th...
Scott & I really need to do a better job collaborating...

So for visuals of all the stuff I'm about to write/ you're about to read, just scroll down and look at the photos Scott included a ...
Life in Suburbia (NSFW)

I believe days should begin happily. For me, this means snuggles with my littles, a cappuccino, and club music from 5-10 years ago. It be...
That's Amore

Two years ago, I met you . You were new and exciting and scary and beautiful and I didn't know what to make of you. Then you embraced...